Writing Center Analogy
I know this may uncomfortable for some, but I think we need to have an analogy anthology. Let's compare our first conference to losing our virginity, shall we?
*note--the writer shall be known as he, the consultant as she. (let's admit it, we're either women or effeminate Jesse here) For both participants, this is their first time.
Stage 1: the writer walks in, clutching his paper. He is confused and afraid. Palms sweaty, a catch in his voice.
Writer: "I uh...I need...something."
Consultant: Do you need a conference?
Writer: I think so. What's that?
Consultant: Don't worry, I'll show you. Let's go back to the couch. Let's get comfortable. Do you need something to drink?
Stage 2: The two go into the back room, and sit down. At first, they maintain a healthy distance from each other. Hands on their knees, eyes averted.
Consultant: Lights on, or lights off?
Writer: What?
Consultant: I mean, do you want me to read out loud?
Writer: Oh. Out loud, I guess. Why don't you read?
Stage 3: They edge closer for a better view...of the paper.
Stage 4: Consultant nervously licks her lips and begins to read. She reads down through the first paragraph and pauses.
Consultant: Is this good for you? Am I going too fast?
Writer: No, that's good, keep going.
Stage 5: Confusion ensues
Consultant: I don't understand your paragraph...where should it go?
Writer: I don't know, I wasn't sure about this one. Where do you think?
Consultant: Let's try to find out together.
Stage 6: Abrupt ending
Writer: I'm sorry it was so short.
Consultant: No it's ok. I had fun reading it. You just need to work on your conclusion. Do you want to come back for another conference?
Writer: Sure, I'll call you sometime.